Wednesday, 9 March 2011

LADIES AND MAKE-UP PALAVA

picture from google
LADIES AND MAKE-UP PALAVA

By Felicia Amos


picture from Googles

They cannot do without wearing makeup, yelled an old woman in a bus heading for Ojuelegba. Sisi your paint is like…

Old woman: (awon omoge isinyin dabi were oja sha oo!) exclaimed in Yoruba language meaning ladies of nowadays looks dramatic. “Sorry to bother you Sisi where are you going with this paint on your face”?

Sisi: “what paint?”, it is called makeup don’t you understand?. “Anyway, I don’t blame an old woman like your type you were born in 3rd century so you don’t expect babes like me to do without makeup.

Other passenger: Na babes like una make paint cost for market!

30 minutes later in the traffic jam Sisi began to feel uncomfortable, sweating, the makeup on her face have started blurring… hisses and complains

Sisi: oh oops! what kind of rickety bus is this for God sake… i suppose don enter cab!

Other passenger: ( make jestful yawn) uuhmm! Sings… “Baby tan ko few a oju lon mowa, kakako se tiwa to fe lo se ya banker?

Sisi: (the makeup on her face have started staining her dress) “ oh gushhh! Driver next bust wa ooo!

Old woman: look at her (alaileko omo, oda bi were oja) looks horrible and dramatic….

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